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The Frog Princess.

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.

The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".

The programmer shrugs his sholders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll make mad passionate love to you for a week".

The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll make mad passionate love to you for a whole year!".

The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised to make mad passionate love to you for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for mad passionate love.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

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