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Funny Unix Commands - Part i.
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
% gotta light?
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% How's my lovemaking?
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
% [Where is my brain?
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s. % man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow %blow: No such job.
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create