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Funny Unix Commands - Part iii.

%touch me

%chmod 000 me

%touch me

touch: cannot touch me: permission denied

% ar x "my love life"

ar: my love life does not exist

% ar x "matey, the treasure"

ar: matey, the tresure does not exist

% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin

talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.

% talk Comrade Khruchev

[Your party is not logged on]

make "bottle open"

make "heads or tails of all this"

make love

make mistake

make sense

man woman

man -kisses dog

% echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc


% ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'

elvis is alive

% finger body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass

Unknown host

% finger huge-keg-party@big-house

Unknown host

% make ' ' bang ' ' with gun

make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '

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